Barack Obama has great plans for his second term: to bring his golf handicap down to single digits and finally beat the pants off John Boehner.

But won't golf, basketball, and entertainment, while obviously consuming the lion's share of the president's schedule, leave him enough time for less enjoyable pursuits?  Like building on his first-term successes in destroying the economy, undermining the American dream, and knocking America down a peg or two in theinternational arena.  No problem.  Obama loves to delegate the more tedious components of his duties (i.e., work), and plenty of his enthusiastic allies are only too happy to pick up the slack.